June 2012
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Heading to New Orleans for the first time tomorrow and then Pensacola on Tuesday. I can’t express how excited I am to hang out with my friends. I’ve had the worst luck lately and need these next few days to get me out of this rut.
The amount of mistakes I’ve made in my lifetime is seriously unmeasurable.
May 2012
100 posts
Also, I’ve lost 2 lbs since Tuesday and I’m still trying to decide if that’s a good or bad thing.
I’m praying to Based God that work tonight is not busy. I feel so sick and tired. I’m almost hoping I pass out so they’ll send me home early.
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sickofmatt replied to your photo: I looked half decent for work yesterday.
JUST COME HANG OUT ALREADY
I’M WORKING ON IT OKAY
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weekdayxnachos replied to your post: Here’s a little update on my life as of today. I…
I think your bank is legally required to cover you if you can actually prove it’s you (contact the companies and see where the items were shipped to, aka not you)
Thanks so much! I’m going tomorrow morning and figuring it all out.
Here’s a little update on my life as of today. I got a call from the bank this morning notifying me that someone has been using my debit card number online and not only used what little money I had in my account but over drafted $134 and since I can’t prove that it wasn’t fucking me I have to pay all of it back and get a new card. Thanks a shit load whoever you are. Work was hell...
Serious question.
moshedbrotatoes:
Would nail polish remover or that Goof-Off stuff work for getting white paint out of a black t-shirt?
Nail polish remover should work. Nail polish remover with acetone will work even better as long as there is no acetate or triacetate in the material.
free-kitten:
I need to be held a lot and be told that I’m missed and loved, not because I’m a clingy person, but because I need assurance — because I can’t imagine people liking me enough to stay with me.
[[MORE]] It’s been about 4 years of recovery and I’m officially sick again. I will always feel like such a burden and disappointment.
My sister and her boyfriend got me a $30 gift card to Buckle for helping them move. They’re indirectly telling me to dress like a fucking douche.
Getting kissed would be really nice right about now.
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rvndy:
buttholevegan:
I don’t really want a boyfriend, I just want somebody I can be cute with and kiss all the time and have sex and spoil them to death.
Basically
I keep having chest pains. I’m probably dying. Yikes.
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Do yourself a favor.
Follow http://cashcats.biz/ because I promise you it will change your life.
Downloading the entire Underoath discography because I’m thirteen again.
I just downloaded an ungodly amount of music. I’m about to break the 6,000 mark and it may not seem like much, but I’m so stoked on it.
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evilyouth replied to your post: I just want to have sex while listening to Type O…
Type O sucks. Life of Agony or nothing.
That would also be very cool.
I just want to have sex while listening to Type O Negative because that shit would rule.
Big shout out to today being the best day I’ve had in a long time.
[[MORE]]Went to a work meeting and realized how much I love my new job and all of my coworkers, got coffee with my sister, was taken out to dinner by my sister, her boyfriend, and his juggalo friend, played two games of bowling that I won after making 3 strikes in a row, roller skated for the first time in two years (which...
How to seduce a girl
weekdayxnachos:
Start by staring real hard into her eyes
then kiss her face and neck and stuff
then go down and take off her work boots so she can get comfy
then kiss her chest, stomach, and belly button
then flip her over and yell into her ass, “IT’S PARTY TIME!”
accurate
Just watched this middle aged man use the calculator on his smartphone to subtract 16 from 20. Holy shit.